The Bachelor Recap—Brad Womack Encore, season premiere. Is he here for the Right Reasons?

3 Jan

Brad Womack is back! The most controversial Bachelor ever! It’s been three years since Brad kicked two hopeful girls to the curb. But after three years he’s a changed man. He’s crawling in the dust. The poor dear, he suffered panic attacks. Especially after reading in the interwebz what a jerk he was. He went into therapy, he blamed his father for all his commitment issues—always a popular choice. Brad deprived the female population three years of his oiled, bare chest. But, hey, he’s a villain, don’t you dare think he’s hot.

If you haven’t noticed, my recap of The Bachelor is unapologetic sexist and very judgmental. Also, this post isn’t about fat chicks, so I go with the tag #this-isn’t-about-fat-chicks-sorry.

But now, now he’s ready. All his brothers are married, with kids, and that’s what Brad wants too. Honestly, I fear he’s looking for a babymaker.

Anyho, the girls are introduced. Gosh, sorry, at that point in the season, I can’t remember all the names. But there’s a nanny, a dentist, a manscaper, a girl who takes care of dead people aka funeral director. Brad, I’m sure there will be a girl who will guard and protect your heart and take care of you after you say your final goodbyes.

Then DeAnna and Jenny (spelling?) turn up and give Brad a hard time. Well, you can’t say he doesn’t deserve it. Again, Brad confirms how serious he is, how much therapy he went through. At this point I start to feel sorry for the poor dear. It must be hard, to be a hot millionaire with commitment issues. And, how many times can you apologize before you start grating on my nerves?

Brad’s worst fear is rejection—so our sensitive host Chris tells him to not screw up this time. No pressure.

The Bachelor Brad Womack

Image: ABC

The women arrive—apparently they don’t know that the new bachelor is evil Brad—and the first girl slaps him in the face because he deserves it. There’s a girl with vampire fangs…hmm, I suspect she’s only there so the viewers will feel sorry for Brad and forget that he was a jerk. And there’s a chick who can do a high kick–does that hint at sexual prowess?

After 30 very pretty women in a variety of colorful dresses—and a nutcase or two–greeted Brad, he feels undeserving. Well, hold on to that thought, pal—a little humility goes a long way. Did I mention not a plus-sized girl in sight?

Brad’s changed, or so he tells us over and over again. “Soul Searching” is the key expression. The single ladies are skeptical but no one wants to leave when Brad offers them an easy out. They are still holding out for a Brad-takes-his-shirt-off moment. One girl asks him if he could handle her big butt. OMG, is Brad there for the right reasons? Did I mention that I love this show?

He gives the first impression rose to the chick (a nanny) who told him that she’ll be his friend. Sigh. If Brad had some balls he’d have given that first rose to the girl who slapped him. But, clearly, guys love girls who aren’t tough on them.

Brad picks 20 out of the 30 hopefuls. How the heck does he remember all the names? And why pick vampire-chick? And high-kick girl?

I’m going to dub this season “Brad, Is-He-Here-For-The-Right-Reasons? Season.”

ABC shows quite a few spoilers for what’s still to come in this season. Next Monday can’t come fast enough. How about you? Did you buy Brad’s change of heart? Is Brad Womack deserving of a second chance? Do you even care, lol?

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One Response to “The Bachelor Recap—Brad Womack Encore, season premiere. Is he here for the Right Reasons?”

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  1. The Bachelor, ABC. Will you watch? « VivaFAT - 01/03/2011

    […] It should be noted that The Bachelor has nothing to do with the general theme of my blog. Unless, maybe, Brad Womack will be able to pick from a batch of plus-sized girls? I don’t think so. But I’ll watch it just in case I’m mistaken. Maybe women of every age, hair color and dress size are represented. Maybe Brad falls for a curvy, red-haired, plus-sized girl, who knows. So I have to watch, there. (I might write a Bachelor recap of the first episode, but not sure yet.) Edited to add: Yes, I did a Bachelor Recap here. […]

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